Dear Gas Company,
Thank you for decorating my flower beds with neon red, orange, and yellow spray paint. I guess you didn’t think there was enough color there already. Oh, and also thank you for digging up some of my tulips without even asking. Do I owe you any extra on my bill this month for all the extra service? Keep up the good work.
Sincerely,
Melissa Spurlock
That is so LAME!
Bastards.
I can’t believe they did that! Did you call and complain??? I hope so! I hope you give them hell!!!