Monthly Archives: May 2017

I’ll just take the kids on a nice little Sunday stroll, I thought. We’ll admire the stream and find a little park, I thought. What a peaceful way to spend the afternoon, I thought… Instead, I spend a S.T.R.E.S.S.F.U.L. 30 minutes helicoptering over them like a crazed madwoman, constantly squawking at them to stay out of the world’s grossest water and to be careful they don’t slide down the world’s most unstable stream bank and DO NOT FALL IN!!! 😬 And just when I had HAD IT and we were leaving, Logan runs straight into the street. Somehow we all made it home safe and sound and I vowed never to return to that park until my kids are at LEAST 20. Sheesh.

Image

I'll just take the kids on a nice little Sunday stroll, I thought. We'll admire the stream and find a little park, I thought. What a peaceful way to spend the afternoon, I thought... Instead, I spend a S.T.R.E.S.S.F.U.L. 30 minutes helicoptering over them like a crazed madwoman, constantly squawking at them to stay out of the world's grossest water and to be careful they don't slide down the world's most unstable stream bank and DO NOT FALL IN!!! 😬 And just when I had HAD IT and we were leaving, Logan runs straight into the street. Somehow we all made it home safe and sound and I vowed never to return to that park until my kids are at LEAST 20. Sheesh.